I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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