called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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