my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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