he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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