Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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