well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dick very happy bro
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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