I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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