i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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