idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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