Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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