My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think people are normalizing furries
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Randomize
