You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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