On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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