We won't sleep together?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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