i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
third nipple confirmed
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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