what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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