Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?