I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here