Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me