i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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