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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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