...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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