Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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