My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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