Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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