Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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