Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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