Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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