I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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