I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.