Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.