what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us