Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.