Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just pee around me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
