But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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