So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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