Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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