By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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