Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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