will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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