im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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