Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My vagina just recognized that song.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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