Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Randomize
