is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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