Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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