dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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