I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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