You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
