Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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