Where did you get a picture of my penis
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The air was thick with penises
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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