As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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