What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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