dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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