So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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