you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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