Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just gargled with NyQuil
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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