I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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