im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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